HE WAS MAKING FUN OF A GIRL’S DANCE MOVES OMG
Sneak peek at Rainbow Rover Bear…waiting on his tiny shin guards and cleats to arrive….up for auction soon for Louis’ birthday charity drive! He’s one of a kind!
#but imagine this#louis is a british backpacker#backpacking around europe#and he was so low on funds that he hotwired a combi from a local caravan park#so he could see more of france before he took up his mum’s offer to fly him home#he was cruising through the normanby countryside when he spotted a hitchhiker#and on closer inspection he realised that said hitchhiker was impossibly long and pretty all over#so he obviously had to stop#this creature of the countryside could be picked up by just about anyone#so long and pretty climbed in to the combi beside Louis#and the first thing he said was ‘do you speak english’#which was when Louis decided to have a little fun#it wasn’t until they got to the very north of France that Louis admitted English was his native tongue#after an hour of pretending not to understand when the younger boy babbled#about his parents probably having no idea that he’d run away while on holiday#and school and his sister and his fears for the future#but it was hardest to pretend when the boy admitted he liked Louis’ cheekbones#and his nose and his jaw and his flippy floppy fringe#because Louis wanted to lean over and kiss the boy silly#except that would give away his game so he stayed silent and let the boy cimpliment while trying his hardest not to blush#when the boy admitted he would very much like to thank Louis for the drive with a quick blowjob#well Louis really couldn’t keep up the game then (x)
09.21.14 San Antonio, Texas
why is harry afraid to post selfies like he never posts them he either takes a group selfie or no selfie at all is it because zayn banned him from taking selfies because zayn is the leader he probably banned harry from wearing hoop earrings too because thats also his thing and it doesn’t matter if harry’s mom bought him white gold hoop earrings zayn doesn’t give a shit
"I remember being interviewed by a camera crew and they asked what I thought my chances were of going through to Judges’ Houses. I said, ‘Only eight people are going through, and there are eight better singers than me out there so I don’t rate my chances.’ The guy interviewing me told me I sounded as if I didn’t want it, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. I just didn’t want to build myself up too much if I was then going to be let down." - Forever Young: Our Official X Factor Story
And now this:
LOUIS THIS IS AGONY. I CAN’T TAKE IT.
ALSO IMAGINE HOW HE’S GOING TO SOUND SAYING THIS SHIT OUT LOUD ON THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION. FALLING APART JUST THINKING ABOUT IT TBH.
Bunny ears. 21.9.14. San Antonio, Texas. Photo by me.
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